Joke(s) of The Day/Week/Month/Half A Year/Year:
Sorry about the racist jokes but there funny....
Q: How do you help a nigger from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you do when u see a nigger bleeding on the side of the road?
A: Stop laughing re-load and keep shooting.
Q: What do u call mass confusion?
A: Fathers day in harlem.
Q: Whats bad about four niggers going off a cliff in a caddillac?
A: Caddillacs seat 5.
Q: Whats the difference between a hard working nigger and big foot?
A: Big foots been spoted.
Q: Whats the difference between a bucket of shit and a nigger?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you starve a nigger?
A: Put his food stamps under his work boots.
Q: What do you call a bunch of niggers in a tool shed?
A: Ancient farm equipment.
Q: What happen to the nigger when he looked up his family tree?
A: A gorilla shit on his face.
Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us
Q: Why do niggers were big brimmed hats?
A: So birds dont shit on their lips.
Q: Whats the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog?
A: Dead dogs got skid marks leading up to it.
One gay joke...
Q: What do u call a gay guy in a wheel chair?
A: Roll Aids
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There were three guys and they had ran out of gas on there road trip.
One was a spic.
One was a nigger.
One was all american.
They went to the barn accross the street.
and the farmer said "I have a place for u to sleep but i dont like spics so u have to sleep with the pigs and i dont
like niggers so u gotta sleep with the cows but i like white so u can sleep with my 18 cousins and sisters."
The next morning he goes out to the barn.
And he ask the spic "how do u feel?"
"i feel like a pig"
He asked the nigger "How do u feel?"
"I feel like a cow"
He ask the white "How do u feel?"
"I feel like a golf ball that went in and out 18 holes in one night"
